A discovery tour, part reality, part fiction, up and down the country in the search for good green practices (use of washable diapers, paper and plastic recycling, domestic and industrial composting, water, milk, wine, and detergent vending machines), demonstrating that when implemented, such practices benefit the economy, the environment, and quality of life by reducing garbage. Freely adapted from the book of the same name published in 2011, which took its name from the title of a monologue.<%YOUTUBE=etrtEDMxP0w%>